The proper use of English

[Asuka]

The proper use of English really isn't easy, as we can see in the following "Engrish" examples:

Feeling bad? Then, how about a Hannd Treatmennt? Or maybe a nice Reflexorozy course? You should also try our Reflesh course, it will help you to rerax a lot!
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/reflexorosy.jpg

Danger, Will Robinson!
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/biohazard.jpg

Halligalli trallafitti...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/mogu.jpg

Ever wanted a mild curry with cheerful hamsters in it?
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/cheerful-hamster.jpg

"Super Brain Panic" surely sounds inviting...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/Booing.jpg

[Asuka]

Sometimes, insufficient language skills can turn out quite awkward...

Bad bad peopie...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/peopie.jpg

I don't think that this young lady has any idea what the text on her t-shirt means...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/spreadbeaver.jpg

A Hentai manga (a manga with adult content) with the helpful advice that it's about time to get your tissues out.
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/tissues-time.jpg

Please note the helmets. It's of their album named "Chicken Zombies".
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/ChickenZombies.jpg

This is actually a clothing store, but one can only wonder about their intended target audience...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/jackoff2.jpg

[0xdeadbeef]

Jesus, nearly wet my pants ... now I need to rerax a little ;D

[Xanthomryr]

All Your Base Are Belong To Us (http://rmitz.org/AYB3.swf) :D