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Heintje
2003-12-31, 22:57:05
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Lunar_Gate
2004-01-01, 17:48:06
Anyway, what was this thread created for?^^##
{655321}-Hades
2004-01-01, 17:56:29
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
Mike makes strange face.
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
Micron
2004-01-02, 03:57:35
Original geschrieben von Gast
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
Asuka
2004-01-02, 15:40:45
Original geschrieben von tsaG
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all" "It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
Das ist die Konkurrentz zu der "kleinen" 3dCenter Geschichte:D
Henrik
2004-01-02, 16:51:07
besoffen seid ihr aber nicht, oder?
Asuka
2004-01-02, 19:03:03
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
"Right here!", Linda shouted, "Call all the other waiters and gangbang me here right on the table! I'm SO horny now!"
@_3dfx_rulez
Wir sind völlig nüchtern! Nur ein paar kleine bunte Pillen ;D
And the waiter took off his trousers and walked to Linda
Dragon
2004-01-02, 20:16:30
In his aroused state he seemed to forget calling co-workers.
ecko_complex
2004-01-03, 00:06:17
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
"Right here!", Linda shouted, "Call all the other waiters and gangbang me here right on the table! I'm SO horny now!"
And the waiter took off his trousers and walked to Linda
In his aroused state he seemed to forget calling co-workers.
And so the japanese tourist group, consisting of bukkake-porn-producing artits took occasion and...
ran away, because Linda is a damn ugly ...
Megamember
2004-01-03, 00:28:59
Lasst mich raten:
Der Text endet in einem episch gewaltigen Gang-Bang dessen Massenorgasmus den halben Erdball zerreisst :freak:
Asuka
2004-01-03, 02:47:01
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
"Right here!", Linda shouted, "Call all the other waiters and gangbang me here right on the table! I'm SO horny now!"
And the waiter took off his trousers and walked to Linda
In his aroused state he seemed to forget calling co-workers.
And so the japanese tourist group, consisting of bukkake-porn-producing artits took occasion and...
ran away, because Linda is damn ugly ...
Instead, they enjoyed their time with the 14 year old girl :D
Dragon
2004-01-03, 04:29:48
They started by hog-tying her.
{655321}-Hades
2004-01-03, 13:37:45
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
"Right here!", Linda shouted, "Call all the other waiters and gangbang me here right on the table! I'm SO horny now!"
And the waiter took off his trousers and walked to Linda
In his aroused state he seemed to forget calling co-workers.
And so the japanese tourist group, consisting of bukkake-porn-producing artits took occasion and...
ran away, because Linda is damn ugly ...
Instead, they enjoyed their time with the 14 year old girl
They started by hog-tying her.
The 14year olds name is Britney. When the cumshot came she liked the taste of the asians. Very spicy!
Megamember
2004-01-03, 22:47:59
But the gangbang made that little slut even more hungry, and so ...
...she asked for more dicks.
Asuka
2004-01-06, 17:29:19
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
"Right here!", Linda shouted, "Call all the other waiters and gangbang me here right on the table! I'm SO horny now!"
And the waiter took off his trousers and walked to Linda
In his aroused state he seemed to forget calling co-workers.
And so the japanese tourist group, consisting of bukkake-porn-producing artits took occasion and...
ran away, because Linda is damn ugly ...
Instead, they enjoyed their time with the 14 year old girl
They started by hog-tying her.
The 14year olds name is Britney. When the cumshot came she liked the taste of the asians. Very spicy!
But the gangbang made that little slut even more hungry, and so ...
...she asked for more dicks.
Luckily for her, the co-workers of the waiter had come meanwhile and started happily gang-banging her, always three at a time.
Suddenly a strange person came there and said ...
Redeemer
2004-01-09, 18:17:58
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
"Right here!", Linda shouted, "Call all the other waiters and gangbang me here right on the table! I'm SO horny now!"
And the waiter took off his trousers and walked to Linda
In his aroused state he seemed to forget calling co-workers.
And so the japanese tourist group, consisting of bukkake-porn-producing artits took occasion and...
ran away, because Linda is damn ugly ...
Instead, they enjoyed their time with the 14 year old girl
They started by hog-tying her.
The 14year olds name is Britney. When the cumshot came she liked the taste of the asians. Very spicy!
But the gangbang made that little slut even more hungry, and so she asked for more dicks.
Luckily for her, the co-workers of the waiter had come meanwhile and started happily gang-banging her, always three at a time. Suddenly a strange person came there and said: "Hello my name is Paris Hilton, whats your problem?
Mordred
2004-01-09, 18:39:45
Wieso werden aus solchen Threads eigntlich grundsätzlich immer sexorgien? Sind hier noch alle in der Pubertät oder was ?!
ethrandil
2004-01-09, 18:45:55
Original geschrieben von [KoC]Mordred
Wieso werden aus solchen Threads eigntlich grundsätzlich immer sexorgien? Sind hier noch alle in der Pubertät oder was ?!
Weil sowas doof ist:
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
"Right here!", Linda shouted, "Call all the other waiters and gangbang me here right on the table! I'm SO horny now!"
And the waiter took off his trousers and walked to Linda
In his aroused state he seemed to forget calling co-workers.
And so the japanese tourist group, consisting of bukkake-porn-producing artits took occasion and...
ran away, because Linda is damn ugly ...
Instead, they enjoyed their time with the 14 year old girl
They started by hog-tying her.
The 14year olds name is Britney. When the cumshot came she liked the taste of the asians. Very spicy!
But the gangbang made that little slut even more hungry, and so she asked for more dicks.
Luckily for her, the co-workers of the waiter had come meanwhile and started happily gang-banging her, always three at a time. Suddenly a strange person came there and said: "Hello my name is Paris Hilton, whats your problem?
Linda remembered her homework and said: "What is the sqare root of 23?"
Mordred
2004-01-09, 18:52:04
Original geschrieben von ethrandil
Linda remembered her homework and said: "What is the sqare root of 23?"
Als ob es nicht noch weit mehr möglichkeiten gäbe die weiterhin lustig wären...
Naja aber wenn euch keine besseren begründugen einfallen ;>
Original geschrieben von Asuka
@_3dfx_rulez
Wir sind völlig nüchtern! Nur ein paar kleine bunte Pillen ;D
fucking drugs!
Asuka
2004-01-11, 02:42:29
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
"Right here!", Linda shouted, "Call all the other waiters and gangbang me here right on the table! I'm SO horny now!"
And the waiter took off his trousers and walked to Linda
In his aroused state he seemed to forget calling co-workers.
And so the japanese tourist group, consisting of bukkake-porn-producing artits took occasion and...
ran away, because Linda is damn ugly ...
Instead, they enjoyed their time with the 14 year old girl
They started by hog-tying her.
The 14year olds name is Britney. When the cumshot came she liked the taste of the asians. Very spicy!
But the gangbang made that little slut even more hungry, and so she asked for more dicks.
Luckily for her, the co-workers of the waiter had come meanwhile and started happily gang-banging her, always three at a time.
Suddenly a strange person came there and said: "Hello my name is Paris Hilton, whats your problem?"
Paris took out her nine inch jelly dildo and started masturbating loudly moaning right in front of the camera she had ordered for this.
Leonidas
2004-01-11, 19:22:25
Der Thread ist wohl der Grund, weshalb Ihr alle englisch gelernt habt, nicht wahr?
Megamember
2004-01-11, 19:31:50
Good idea, the 14 year old girl said, and so she took her dildo out which looked more like an oversized elephant cock and inserted it fully inside her pussy, when suddenly a new footballteam came in and....
Original geschrieben von Asuka
..Suddenly a strange person came there and said: "Hello my name is Paris Hilton, whats your problem?"
Paris took out her nine inch jelly dildo and started masturbating loudly moaning right in front of the camera she had ordered for this.
muhahharr Der letzte Satz ist ja geil :)
Asuka
2004-01-12, 19:02:46
...my name is Mike.i am sitting in a restaurant.hello waiter!bring me the menu please!ahhh...there is my girlfriend Linda.Hello Linda i am here and i love you.
Linda says: "Shut the fuck up you asshole! Pig! Why did you fuck this little 14 year old slut, hu?"
"Because she had a nice tight pussy", Mike shouted.
"And it had beautiful tits and was cheap"
Linda says. "But why we dont try a gangbang? its the best 4 all"
"It was always my dream to be gang-banged by an entire football team!", Linda adds.
The waiter answered: "OK, but where?"
"Right here!", Linda shouted, "Call all the other waiters and gangbang me here right on the table! I'm SO horny now!"
And the waiter took off his trousers and walked to Linda
In his aroused state he seemed to forget calling co-workers.
And so the japanese tourist group, consisting of bukkake-porn-producing artits took occasion and...
ran away, because Linda is damn ugly ...
Instead, they enjoyed their time with the 14 year old girl
They started by hog-tying her.
The 14year olds name is Britney. When the cumshot came she liked the taste of the asians. Very spicy!
But the gangbang made that little slut even more hungry, and so she asked for more dicks.
Luckily for her, the co-workers of the waiter had come meanwhile and started happily gang-banging her, always three at a time.
Suddenly a strange person came there and said: "Hello my name is Paris Hilton, whats your problem?"
Paris took out her nine inch jelly dildo and started masturbating loudly moaning right in front of the camera she had ordered for this.
Good idea, the 14 year old girl said, and so she took her dildo out which looked more like an oversized elephant cock and inserted it fully inside her pussy, when suddenly a new footballteam came in and, after taking out their anal penetrators, they started using them loudly moaning as well.
After they all got finished the trainer started shoutin out loud : " Damn those new anal-penetrators did their jobs almost as good as that young german dude i met last week in bavaria, his name sounded like dan kublbook, or somethin, after we got off he had to take some timeout somewhere in australia to recover....he said he don´t want to see my eel for a looong time...HEHEHEHE.....
Henrik
2004-01-13, 19:06:17
as they were all busy with doing nasty bitchy things, nobody realized that it began to dusk.
when the kitchen's clocks striked midnight, linda suddenly started moaning even louder.
no, it wasn't her 9 inch dildo which made her scream like a schwein-on-the-spieß, it was the fact that she always turns into a wearwolf at midnights with bride moonlight.
so she grew and grew and grew and when she hasn't stopped growing meanwhile, she probably does so immernoch, ne??
Henrik
2004-01-13, 19:38:20
blood was running from her long, rotten teeth.
she lifted her strong hairy arm with the 9 inch dildo in her hand and plunged it directly into the cook's heart.
so jetzt reicht's aber, jetzt ist eure psychopaten phantasie gefragt :)
[edit: rechtschreibfehler entfernt, der den sinn doch "etwas" verdreht hatte]
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