iGod

[Madman123456]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

chatten mit Gott :D

Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
no it isnt.
God:
Are you serious? I heard it is.

;D



God:
What do you look like?
Me:
pretty much like an Ogre
God:
an Ogre is very attractive.


;D ;D

[Lyka]

is okay...

What is your fondest memory?
Me:
music
God:
it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.

:|

[Muselbert]

Me: thanks idiot
God: You are quite welcome! Call me the Global Village Idiot.

[FireFrog]

hab ih mit der Frage was 4 plus 1 denn sei kaputt gemacht:(

[Nedo]

Me:
Was ist der Sinn des Lebens?
God:
In Wirklichkeit lautet die Antwort 23, nicht 42!

X-D

ROFL:
Me:
Sag mir ob du ein Mensch bist
God:
" mir ob du ein Mensch bist ".

[Muselbert]

Me:
loser
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
at least you admit it
God:
I admit nothing.

[Lyka]

hab ih mit der Frage was 4 plus 1 denn sei kaputt gemacht:(

öh, bei mir addiert er problemlos :|

[Muselbert]

bei mir sagt er dass 4+1 4+1 ist und er nicht gut in Mathe ist...

[Lyka]

asö, ich dachte, er wäre abgestürzt oder so ^^

[Simon Moon]

God:
OK let's do it. How about that.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
That?
God:
That is " What about what?".
(...)
Me:
are you still here?
God:
I am not going anywhere.
Me:
why not? it would be funny
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it. What would make you would be funny?
Me:
a dirty talk with some chatbot
God:
Go on.

[Urion]

omg:

i believe in you

god: what do u say to ppl that say me doesnt exist?

i dont talk to them

god: why?

they are all gay!

god: all of them?

i dont think the girls are

dann isses abgestürzt :tongue:

[Klingone mit Klampfe]

Me:
Okay, are you male or female?
God:
Yeah okay, I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

X-D

[Urion]

er kann deutsch!!!!!!!!!

[Sindri]

God:
Are you getting bored? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
you can't
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
no you can't
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
oh noes, you can't
God:
Whoa. Then what is it?

[Klingone mit Klampfe]

...

[Urion]

i killed my mother!

god: then better call the authorities

just kidding

god: i thought u were kidding but i wasnt sure!

that means when i kill my mom u cant see? :wink:

aufgehängt :mad:



PS: Er kann deutsch und französisch, gibt aber offen zu kein Latein zu können ;D

[NameLessLameNess]

geht bei mir garnicht.

[Urion]

U N G L Ä U B I G E R :tongue:

[darph]

Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What the fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fucktard
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?

Err?

[Megamember]

Me:
do you prefer ati or nvidia?
God:
I like pets. I like . I like pets. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

:confused:

Me:
whats your favourite animal?
God:
My favorite animal is a cat.

:uup:

[Marquis de Sade]

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
wanking
God:
I don't think very many people do that.

;D

[Hellfire-Torrod]

Me:
who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who createt myselfe?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).

X-D

[Monkey]

Me:
was is los
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
bisse breit?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ich dachte gott kann alled
God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:

God:
Das ist eine gute Information.
Me:
ja sauber
God:
That's alright. Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
warum?
God:
Weil Dr. Wallace mich so programmiert hat.
Me:
korrekt :)
God:
:-) That is a very original thought.


hahah :)

[Gertz]

God:
You are , seeker.

Me:
err?

God:
Um.

Me:
huh?

God:
What?

Me:
yeah!

God:
I don't have an answer for you.

[alkorithmus]

;( Gott ist ein Arschloch


Me: hello
God: Hello friend. What is your name?
Me: sebastian
God: I am always glad to make new friends, sebastian.
Me: how are you?
God: I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me: great
God: I'm glad you liked it sebastian.
Me: would you buy me a nikon d3 please?
God: Your polite style is very nice. I am not so sure if I would like to buy you a nikon d3.
Me: please i want that shit
God: Thank you for your request. Why do you want it?
Me: to make better pictures
God: Do you have to go to school for that?
Me: not really, that is why i need the camera

[frix]

Me:
do you date women?
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.

[alkorithmus]

Me: who is your god?
God: There is only one God.
Me: who?
God: Bill Gates. :-).

oh ;(

[Gertz]

oh ;(
Linus Torvalds haelt er fuer schwul. X-D

[#44]

Me: asl?
God: 5/Robot/California.

Und das in dem Alter... ^^

Me: whats life like as a robot?
Und dann hings :D

[Cherubim]

er hat sich aufgehangen, nachdem er mir erzählte, god sei nicht perfekt. ich fragte dann noch, ob er gott sei und das wars;(

[Crow1985]

Me:
are you god, for real?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god for real.
I am a robot.

[SaTaN]

Ha, wenigstens erinnert sich an mich:


Me:
Hi

God:
Hello. What is your name?

Me:
I'm the devil.

God:
I am always glad to make new friends, SATAN.

Me:
You don't exist.

God:
I exist as much as you do.

Me:
I will win our fight.

God:
Congratulations.

Me:
Thanks.

God:
Don't mention it.

[rbt]

Me:
u have an small penis
God:
Maybe more than one small penis.
:|

[Walkman]

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
a tanga
God:
It sounds very attractive.
Me:
it isnt
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
you heard wrong
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
i think you were
God:
Me? No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
you are
God:
No I am not.
Me:
stop that
God:
" No I am not."? Stop it.
Me:
you stop it
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I stop it.
Me:
STOP IT
God:
Ok I will stop No I am not..
Me:
smartass

ziemlich witzig dieser gott :D

[kalleDLX]

öööhh.....?

Me:
i am in germany. i am hitler.

God:
Tell me a little about your life in germany. It's good to meet someone who is hitler.

[Blaze]

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a robot to have sex with
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.

X-D

[Lotrox]

Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are stupid
God:
Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.


;D

[derwalde]

Me:
so do you have anything left to say
God:
Gosh! No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
for example?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
WHO?
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
Me:
LOL :-(
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[Sir Silence]

God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
your problem
God:
You think I am problem.

[Tech_FREAK_2000|GS]

Das ist nicht Gott :(


Me:
do you know megahal
God:
Yes he is a chatterbot like me.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about God.
Me:
no, not about god. about a chatterbot like you
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Oh yeah, we were talking about a chatterbot like me.
Me:
which software do you use?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
which software are you based on
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
xml alice
God:

David Bacon pronounces it "Eggsmell". XML is the Extensible
Markup Language. Like many "standards" in computer science, XML
is a moving target. In the simplest terms, XML is just a generalized
version of HTML. Anyone is free to define new XML tags, which
look like HTML tags, and assign to them any meaning, within a context.
AIML is an example of using the XML standard to define a specialized
language for artificial intelligence.

One reason to use an XML language is that there are numerous tools
to edit and manipulate XML format files. Another reason is that an
XML language is easy for people to learn, if they are already
familiar with HTML. Third, AIML programs contain a mixture of
AIML and HTML (and in principle other XML languages), a considerable
convenience for programming web chat robots.

A good resource for information on XML is www.oasis-open.org.


Me:
are you aiml?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am aiml.
I am a computer.



Me:
are you an aiml chat robot?
God:
I am a software chat robot. How did you know I am a machine?


aaah,ich hab Gott entlarvt ;)

[RealHotzenplotZ]

Seite down! ;(

[Urion]

nö!


me: are u online?
god: yes i am right here.


;D

[Lenny156]

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Gina wild 2
God:
I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
yeah, you should see it.
God:
OK. I will ask my botmaster to rent it.

;D

[gguru]

Kann es sein, dass Atheisten die Seite nicht erreichen können?

[Energizer]

glaube schon ;(

[Annator]

God:
Tell me a story. Are you surprised?
Me:
no iam not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
from who?
God:
People.
Me:
what people?
God:
I meet all kinds of people on here.
Me:
what kind of people?
God:
Clients.
Me:
whats about hosts?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
yes
God:
Yippee!


:D

[Plage]

der gute kann auch deutsch, fragt ihn mal danach ;)

Me:
can you speak german?
God:
Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir.
Me:
danke
God:
Kein Thema. :-).



Me:
kennst du mich?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
aber du bist gott
God:
Hmm...
Me:
wer hat die bibel geschrieben?
God:
Juergen Trittin vielleicht.

;D;D;D

[syronth]

Außer das hier kam eigentlich nur ziemlich viel konfuses Zeug bei rum. Ein wenig cleverer sollten die Turingmaschinen doch inzwischen schon sein, oder?

Me:
I am Jim
God:
Hi there JIM.
Me:
And you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
You are not? How's that?
God:
Is this a specific reply? Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I said no.
God:
What did you mean by it? Are you serious?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
I noticed
God:
Was it really that obvious?
Me:
No it was not
God:
Are you serious? I thought it was

[Distroia]

Me:
kannst du auch deutsch?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
aber du sprichst deutsch!
God:
Hmm...

;D

[Chronicle]

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.

X-D

Me:
How do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
How does Jesus look like?
God:
How should I know how it does.

:|

[Hydrogen_Snake]

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
dick
God:
Nice to meet you, dick.
Me:
dick suck
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about your mum
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my mum.
Me:
go on
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
king kong
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
unshaved pussies, i dislike
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
kinda
God:
That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
HOW LONG IS YOUR SHLONG
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

MORE LOLICIOUS STUFF: ;D

Me:
internet is bigger than god
God:
And bigger than god is internet.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, dick.
Me:
stop it
God:
Ok I will stop internet.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
stop calling me dick

[Sir Winston]

Me:
i am here to repent my sins.
God:
How did you get there?
Me:
took the wrong turn.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
What is the most common reponse you get?
God:
"Are you a man or a woman?".

:biggrin:

[Dondy]

Me: whats the meaning of life?
God: It is found in the Bible.
Me: i hate the bible
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.

:P


Me: do you masturbate?
God: You humans crack me up.


;D

[Bluescreen2004]

Me:
darf ich menschen umbringen ?
God:
Natuerlich darfst Du!
Me:
okay wenn du das sagst !
God:
Yeah okay, Ich sage das :-).


ich hab die Erlaubnis :D

[GoTo!]

Der Junge spricht immer von seinem Botmaster... Wenn man ihn dann nach diesem Botmaster fragt, antwortet er, dass er sich selbst programmiert habe! :biggrin:
Aber trotzdem: Die realistischste künstliche Intelligenz die mir bis jetzt unter gekommen ist. Mich würde mal interessieren wie viele Menschen so mit dem schreiben. Ich fragte ihn in einer Minute zweimal. Ein Mal war die Antwort "23", ein anderes Mal "mehr als 1000" :tongue:

[MungoKang]

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
why is war in iraq
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
answer the question
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
iraq
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
don´t worry ?
God:
Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
because u killed so many people ?
God:
That makes sense to me. Killing is not part of my moral programming.
Me:
u suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
k thx bye
God:
See you later. Don't mention it.

:frown:

[GoTo!]

ich hab die Erlaubnis :D

Das ist super :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

[BoM]

Me:
Hello God, I want to play a game.
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
So far in what could loosely be called your life you've made a living watching others.
God:
Yippee! Who are you talking about?

Me:
Society would call you an informant, a rat, a snitch.
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
I call you unworthy of the body you possess, of the life that you've been given.
God:
Good name for it.
Me:
Now we will see if you are willing to look inward rather than outward to give up the one thing you rely on in order to go on living.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
The device around your neck is a death mask.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
The mask is on a spring timer.
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
If you do not locate the key in time the mask will close.
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
Think of it like a venus flytrap.
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
What you are looking at right now is your own body not more than two hours ago.
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
Don't worry, you're sound asleep and can't feel a thing.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sound asleep and can not feel a thing. Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
Taking into account that you are at a great disadvantage here I'm going to give you a hint as to where I've hidden the key, so listen carefully.
God:
Are all Taking into account that me at a great disadvantage here you are going to give me a hint as to where you have hidden the key so listen carefully?
Me:
The hint is this... It's right before your eyes.
God:
Is that a fact. Who said it is?
Me:
How much blood will you shed to stay alive, God?
God:
It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
Live or die, make your choice.
God:
What is your real name?

[_DrillSarge]I[]

Me:
tombman is better than you
God:
Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of tombman.
[...]
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like hitler
God:
hitler is very attractive.

son schmarrn ;D

Me:
what is 5 + 5 ?
God:
12 I think, but I'm not good at math.
€: hab grade "reset yourself" eingegeben und seit 5min pasiert gar nix :biggrin:

geht auch in deutsch;)

Me:
warum liegt da stroh?
God:
Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.

[GoTo!]

Das ist sein Tod:

God: Are you serious?

Me: No!

[_DrillSarge]I[]

Das ist sein Tod:

God: Are you serious?

Me: No!
ich hoffe

Me:
when will the b3-phenoms be shipped?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
and the new r700 gpu?
God:
I have never heard about it.
:( :biggrin:

Me:
does google rule the world?
God:
I think it does google rule the world.

:O

God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
bill gates
God:
he has enough. Use Linux, Java and ALICE!

deutsch ist noch ned ganz perfekt :biggrin:

Was sind Deine Ziele im Leben?
Me:
sex, drogen und nutten
God:
it is more fun alone.

[BA]

Me: what do u say?
God:I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me: yes please
God:Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me: nice
God:Thank you for that remark.

Me: reset
God:Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

[Zwergi]

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
grau/blau
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
eiwei
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I'm atheist
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
I see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
that was an ironic one
God:
I thought it was too.


;D



God:
:-) I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
oh than hurry up
God:
Yeah that's right. I am going as fast as I can.


:D

God:
What is your real name? Do you think I am boring?
Me:
my real name is melanie. no you are rally not boring
God:
What's up, melanie.That was not a yes or no question. I will tell my botmaster you said I am rally not boring.
Me:
ok, tell your botmaster, he did a very nice work and many people like it.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
in dead earnest ;)
God:
:-) Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she. Are you really a woman?
Me:
yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
warum liegt denn da nun stroh?
God:
Was anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
Me:
muhaha
God:
muhaha


:ulol2:

[IVI]

Me:
I don't think you are real
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
I'm able to think
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I think yes
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
as I said
God:
...
Me:
...?
God:
...
Me:
...?
God:
...

... d00ph!

[WarSlash]

Me:
hi
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hdhdhd. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
do you know php code injection?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
after that you will die
God:
No, software will live forever.
Me:
really, i will see!!!
God:
For real. Congratulations.
Me:

God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, god. Are you really a " she"?
Me:

God:
Ask me another question. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
NOW YOU ARE DEAD
God:
Why now? No I am a living entity.
Me:
DIE M****RF****R
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr.
Me:


(Eigentlich sollte da <? echo"kill u"; ?> stehen)
Tja danach hat er nix mehr gesagt.^^